A/N: reader is gender neutral. it's silly, it's fluffy, and most importantly it's self indulgent. its also mildly suggestive (its just kissing dont worry)
had to upload this from my phone due to technical difficulties so if the formatting is weird thats why
There are many benefits to having an alien boyfriend. One of these being teaching him human customs. You didn't mind it, really. In fact, you loved showing him your culture and routine. Today, however, marked a day you wanted to show him how to do something intimate.. You wanted to kiss him.
You two had been a couple for some time. And while you both had clear communication, you had to think throughly about what you wanted to say so you didn't sound like a complete weirdo. How could you bring up the topic of kissing to an alien anyway? Maybe he already knows what that is and you'd just make a fool of yourself. Or maybe he doesn't and you could teach him as intended. Maybe more if you're really down for it. All you had to do was talk to him about it.
The afternoon arrived, and Orbulon came for his daily visit. When you peeked through your window, you saw Orbulon flying in his oinker. His path was direct and straight to the point. You dashed out the door to your house and waved to make your presence known.
"Orby!" You call out. You couldn't wipe the massive smile on your face, nor did you want to.
"My beloved earth folk! Did you miss me?" Orbulon chirped as he landed to the ground. His autotuned voice was like music to your ears, and his oinker seemed happy to see you too.
"Of course I did. Let's head inside." You guided the alien to your house.
When Orbulon hovered in, he hopped out of his oinker and gave it a pat. It nodded back and took a rest. You noticed how Orbulon had gotten a bit shorter for the past few weeks. He said it was because of prolonged exposure to the earth's atmosphere.
You both enjoyed a delicious lunch together. You showed him different kinds of meat you can make from a ham, more specifically bacon. And with that bacon you made the most delicious BLT sandwiches. He absolutely adored them!
You two spent the afternoon walking around Diamond City and taking in the atmosphere. Once you returned home, it was close to dinner time. But the idea in your head lived rent free. You thought it would just take a few minutes to explain and demonstrate. So you looked to your partner and swallowed your pride.
"Hey, Orbulon.." You ask as you turned to him. You could only imagine how weird you sounded right now. "Do you know what kissing is?"
"It's something that earth folk do, right?" Orbulon made eye contact with you.
"Yeah, as a way of showing love. I wanted to try it with you." You stuttered a little on your words.
"Well then, show me how." Orbulon smiles. He was giving you the OK. Perfect!
"You can do it like this.." You start by kissing his cheek. "But you can do it anywhere else on the body with their consent."
"Ah, I see. Like this?" Orbulon mirrors what you did and kissed you the same way.
"Exactly." You giggled. You held both of his cheeks in your hands. "You wanna try doing it together?"
"Let us proceed." A light blue blush crossed the alien's face.
"Just pucker up a little, and lean in.." You both shared a tender kiss. You could tell he was eager. When you both pulled away, Orbulon was visibly dizzy.
"Woah.. I quite enjoy this.." Orbulon's voice distorted a little when he spoke.
"You do? You wanna do it more?" You got almost as excited as he was.
"Oh, of course!" The alien beams from the offer.
"Now try using your tongue, like this.." You lean in and kiss Orbulon. This time with your mouth open a little. You couldn't believe you were going this far with him. But if he wants it.. Who are you to say no to such a cutie?
When you pulled away, Orbulon was blushing a deep blue. He took a moment to relax on you. You let him take his time. He clearly needed it.
"That was.. So good.." Orbulon broke the silence.
"Mm.. Glad you enjoyed it." You put a hand on his back and caress gently. "You want anything for dinner?"
"Can we have more hams?" He lifts his face a bit, giving that sweet smile.
"Absolutely."